Journey To The Center Of A Girl
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Tonight in class I learned that Tom Cruise has a tooth right in the middle of his face. IT CANT BE UNSEEN!!!

Tonight in class I learned that Tom Cruise has a tooth right in the middle of his face. IT CANT BE UNSEEN!!!

Thursdays, man. So long. So, so long.

Thursdays, man. So long. So, so long.

I was tagged by ashleywould.

A. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
B. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks — and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… Copy and repost, delete my answers, then type in your answers.

Been arrested? no
Kissed someone you didn’t like? yes
Slept in until 5 PM? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? no
Experienced love at first sight? no
Totaled your car in an accident? yes
Been fired from a job? yes
Fired somebody? no
Sang karaoke? yes
Pointed a gun at someone? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
Kissed in the rain? yes
Had a close brush with death? yes
Seen someone die? no
Played spin-the-bottle? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Smuggled something into another country? yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
Broken a bone? yes
Skipped school? yes
Eaten a bug? yes
Sleepwalked? no
Walked a moonlit beach? yes
Rode [on] a motorcycle? yes
Dumped someone? yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? yes
Ridden in a helicopter? no
Shaved your head? no
Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? yes
Eaten snake? yes
Marched/Protested? yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no
Puked on amusement ride? no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? yes
Been in a band? no
Been on TV? yes
Shot a gun? yes
Skinny-dipped? yes
Gave someone stitches? no
Ridden a surfboard? no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? yes
Had surgery? yes
Streaked? no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? yes
Fainted? yes
Peed behind a bush? yes
Donated Blood? yes
Grabbed an electric fence? no
Eaten alligator meat? yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? yes
Peed your pants in public? no
Snuck into a movie without paying? yes
Written graffiti? yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? no
Been in handcuffs? no
Believe in love? yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yes

Now I’m going back to my paper. Tag yo’ damn selves if ya wanna play! (Yes, I have been drinking.)

I have a short paper due tomorrow, and I subscribe to the Hemingway writing methodology.

I have a short paper due tomorrow, and I subscribe to the Hemingway writing methodology.

I know what I meant, autocorrect. And when have I ever used ‘duckface?!’ Never, that’s when. 

(Funny side note: Autocorrect just tried to change ‘duckface’ to ‘duck faces.’ Make up your mind!)

I know what I meant, autocorrect. And when have I ever used ‘duckface?!’ Never, that’s when.

(Funny side note: Autocorrect just tried to change ‘duckface’ to ‘duck faces.’ Make up your mind!)

Me, when forced to leave my home.

Me, when forced to leave my home.

Such good news!

Brain Dump

• There is NOTHING to do at work right now. I want to go home. It’s stupid that I should be sitting here with NOTHING to do.

• Josh is going as Bob (to my Linda) for Halloween, and has begun growing a mustache to ensure that it’s big/full enough by Halloween. At which point he will dye both the mustache and his hair black because he is committed to this costume.

• Unlike the rest of his facial hair which is dark brown, his mustache is inexplicably blonde. Right now he’s starting to look like Goose from Top Gun, and it cracks me up.

• I’ve had to remind myself more and more recently that I was really excited about this job when I got it. I wanted this. This is a good job and it pays me well. I need to remember these things.

• I feel a lot better today. I hope it lasts.

Shiny.

Shiny.

I don’t think I’ve shown you guys my nephew since he was born over three months ago. 

OMG, look at that fat, succulent baby. I’m gonna eat him.

I don’t think I’ve shown you guys my nephew since he was born over three months ago.

OMG, look at that fat, succulent baby. I’m gonna eat him.

My coworker said my makeup and hair and all that look very nice today. She said I look “very fresh,” and I found it particularly amusing since I didn’t take a shower this morning. Also, it’s Wednesday. Here I am.

My coworker said my makeup and hair and all that look very nice today. She said I look “very fresh,” and I found it particularly amusing since I didn’t take a shower this morning. Also, it’s Wednesday. Here I am.

I guess real intimacy, to me, is truly knowing someone and being known by him. The important things. What I want out of life, what he is afraid of, how did I come to view things the way I do, what motivates him, and why why why to everything. 

Without someone opening up to me, I feel foolish and overexposed doing the same. So I don’t open up either, but then I feel stifled. I want to talk. I want to KNOW. I want … more.

I guess real intimacy, to me, is truly knowing someone and being known by him. The important things. What I want out of life, what he is afraid of, how did I come to view things the way I do, what motivates him, and why why why to everything.

Without someone opening up to me, I feel foolish and overexposed doing the same. So I don’t open up either, but then I feel stifled. I want to talk. I want to KNOW. I want … more.